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Airline passengers must have parachutes:
“We must act now!”
  • Hugh Gallagher
  • Managing Director
  • Election Systems Acquisition & Management Services


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What’s behind a parachute in every seat?
(a satirical story)
  • US Airline industry has exceptional safety record but accidents do occur!
    • including crashes from human and/or mechanical error.
  • Academic experts propose replacing flotation devices on every commercial jet with individual passenger emergency parachutes!
    • experts acknowledge expense but argue deaths can be reduced and that you can’t put a price on safety.
  • Members of the U.S. House and Senate propose legislation
    • H.B. 737 – The Personal Passenger Parachute Proposal and S.B. 757 – The Silk Seats are Safer Solution
    • mandates retrofitting of every U.S. jet airliner by Thanksgiving 2004
3
Media is on board
( a satirical story)
  • Media has joined rally cry for passenger parachutes citing past aviation disasters.
  • Media has ignored warnings regarding the costs of mandated parachutes and unanticipated effects of such legislation.
  • Media has dismissed warnings from disabled travelers advocacy groups.
    • the fact that disabled travelers will be relegated to less accessible portions of an aircraft in order to minimize disruption to non-disabled travelers donning and using their parachutes in an emergency is dismissed
  • Media has sympathetically embraced academics and zealots whose militant irrationality is being translated as a passionate commitment to safety.
    • reasonable people are much less entertaining; conspiracy theorists with apocalyptic visions sell more papers.
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Press coverage is extensive
(a satirical story)
5
The slandered parachute opposition
( a satirical story)
  • Aviation professionals agree that more work needs to be done to reduce airline accidents, and “zero” accidents is a worthy goal – this is never reported.
  • Differences of opinion exist in the aviation community on how to prevent accidents.
    • numerous arguments have been offered against parachutes in addition to initial capital costs, methods of egress, impact on disabled travelers and the infeasibility of installing parachutes before Thanksgiving 2004.
  • Opponents of proposed parachute legislation have been attacked for taking money from the industry:
    • “ We know that many aviation professionals receive money from the airline industry.  Various fees and taxes paid by the airlines to federal, state, and local governments are used to pay the salaries or consultation costs of these naïve and unreasoned opponents. You know like pilots, airline attendants, Air Traffic Controllers, the National Transportation Safety Board, Rescue Workers, and others.  Can you believe airline pilots who oppose the legislation actually get paid by the various airline carriers?  These people all have financial motives and we must question this at all cost.  They don’t care about safety, they care about money only.”
    • Betty Harry, author of Black Parachutes Falling (on sale for $19.95)
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What’s the opposition to the parachute mandate?
(a satirical story)
  • It is a safe assumption that the U.S. passenger air fleet will be grounded during the holiday season.
    • with a large number of commercial airline planes and a limited number of parachute manufacturers, and the fact that there is only 4 months to design and manufacture hundreds of thousands of parachutes ensures the removal of non-compliant aircraft and this mean air travel will be safer, but automotive travel will increase substantially and so will road fatalities.
  • The proposed federal law if passed would require planes to fly both lower and slower since at current speeds (550 mph) and altitudes (35,000 feet) preclude the use of parachutes safely.
    • flights will take twice as long, the airline industry will require more planes to serve their current passenger capacity – this will also mean longer delays of planes waiting to depart and more circling airborne waiting to land.
  • In addition, even with altitude and speed restrictions, there will still need to be additional equipment (oxygen tanks for those with respiratory conditions – unless they are relegated to the disabled traveler service only flights) and airplane retrofitting to install wider aisles for donning parachutes, more doors for egress, etc.
  • Airplane crews will need additional training and will themselves be required to attend skydiving school – this may cause experienced personnel to leave the industry.
  • More importantly, aviation professionals warn that parachutes are not a guarantee of safety.
    • parachutes can jam or tear, especially in the hands of first time users.


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The parachute proposal: Fact or fiction?
(maybe not so satirical after all)
  • October 30, 1938 – Orson Welles’ radio program “The War of the Worlds” created hysteria among thousands of people – they actually believed Martians were attacking.
    • Welles’ unintentional facilitation of mass hysteria provided a useful model for a fictional account demonstrating the absurdity of a very real scenario now playing out in our nation’s Capitol.
  • The Voter Verifiable Paper Trail Proposal is another example of mass hysteria and does present a real threat to the integrity of the November 2004 Presidential Election – as with the fictional parachute debate, the functioning of a system vital to the importance of our way of life is under siege.
    • self-anointed/self promoting “experts”, predominantly computer scientists with no experience running elections have got this ball rolling – many promoting paper as a solution have grant proposals into the National Science Foundation to solve the dilemma which they themselves have created – one “expert” has submitted a grant request for $10M.
    • voting rights activists pushing paper are generally people who believe the 2000 election was stolen – conspiracy theorists have gotten into the act as well.
    • legislation has been proposed (H.R. 2239) that creates an impossible deadline with drastic consequences.


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What could be the results using VVPAT?
(definitely not satirical)
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Expert opinion, paper trail advocates should think about:
(Wertheimer doesn’t think it’s satirical)
10
Expert opinion, paper trail advocates should think about:
(Caltech/MIT don’t think it’s satirical)
11
Expert opinion, paper trail advocates should think about:
 (Dill doesn’t think it’s satirical)
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Expert opinion, paper trail advocates should think about:
 (Rubin doesn’t think it’s satirical anymore)
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Expert Opinion: don’t rush till you think about it
 (the CRC doesn’t think it satirical)
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Expert Opinion: don’t rush till you think about it
 (the CRC doesn’t think it satirical)
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What’s to be done?
 (I know it’s not satirical)
  • Primum non nocere
  • (Firstly cause no harm)


  • “A wise physician would not with a cursory evaluation, diagnose a life threatening condition casually.  A thorough review of the patient’s history and rigorous diagnostics would be performed. Tests, evaluations, and consultations at a minimum would be required.  Not to do so would violate this most important of physician oaths.”



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What to expect this November
 (Definitely won’t be satirical)
  • Expect problems with new voting machines – mostly because they’re new and people aren’t used to them yet.
  • Any jurisdictions that have made substantial changes to their voting systems are the places where the most problems are likely to occur.
  • But problems would also occur with adding VVPAT technology.
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Conclusions
 (Satire has its place – just not in elections)
  • The rush to upgrade voting equipment prompted by HAVA has almost ensured some Election Day complications in November.
  • Past or anticipated problems primarily related to one vendor do not justify sidelining reliable and efficient voting systems and forcing 50 million voters to use paper.
  • We can spend the next four months trying to solve the isolated problems some jurisdictions are having with certain models of electronic voting systems, or we can pursue the impossible dream of those who have more suspicion than experience and more enthusiasm than expertise.
  • Vendors need to get their respective houses in order – they need to follow the policies, procedures and processes they have defined and not deviate even at the request of customers.
  • Jurisdictions using or planning to use new electronic voting systems, must also take responsibility for ensuring the success of their vendor and the implementation of the systems they purchase – both sides in the contract have responsibilities.
  • We should let the new Election Assistance Commission do their job – but the commission has to get involved now and stop talking and start doing!
    • EAC should ask for forgiveness and not permission from Congress